It seems like the fighting never ends, though there are breaks now and then.
And now, it's started again. On go the gloves. Back goes the hair. I'm ready.
So many weeds! Mother Nature! It's only February! Pow!
Mother Nature - 1, Holleygarden - 0
These weeds are coming up pretty easily. So glad I've got soil that I've amended for years. Kaboom!
Mother Nature - 1, Holleygarden - 1
Hey! That's not fair! You're taking half my soil with the weed roots! Bam!
Mother Nature - 2, Holleygarden - 1
Mother Nature! How can that be? These weeds are flowering already! Is that legal? Whack!
Mother Nature - 3, Holleygarden - 1
I've weeded this bed so many times it's almost weed free! Bop!
Mother Nature - 3, Holleygarden - 2
How can you get these weeds in the ground cover like that? And under the tree roots? And - not fair! - right on top of the bulbs I'm not supposed to disturb! Blewy!
Mother Nature - 4, Holleygarden - 2
What kind of weed is this? It itches! I'm itching all over! My arms are turning red! Oh, wait - that's sunburn! Pow!
Mother Nature - 5, Holleygarden - 2
I'm tired, coach. Thanks for the water. Can I just sit here for a minute? OK, OK, I'll go back in. I'll go back in for all the gardeners.
I'm mad now, Mother Nature! I'm determined! I'm getting these stinking weeds out of here! Take that! Whack!
Mother Nature - 5, Holleygarden - 3
What a long root! Oh, you almost won that one - but I got it! I got it all! Bam!
Mother Nature - 5, Holleygarden - 4
Hey, Mother Nature! Again I call foul! Fire ants! Aagggghhhh!
Knockout! Mother Nature wins the match. But the fight will go on. Tomorrow's fight might get bloody, though. Mother Nature has put briers in the rose bushes.
I'm tired, I'm sunburned, I'm itching, I've got fire ant bites. I'm going to the showers.